No wellness BS since 2025

Count YourF*ckingCalories.

Stop pretending that smoothie bowl is healthy. Stop lying to yourself about portion sizes. Just count the damn numbers.

2M+Meals Logged
500K+Excuses Destroyed
0Fucks Given About Feelings
How It Works

Three Steps. That's It.

1

Search Your Food

Type what you ate. We have a database of thousands of foods. No, your homemade acai bowl isn't 200 calories. It's probably 600.

2

Log It. Honestly.

Add the real portion size. Not the one on the label. The one you actually shoveled into your face. We both know it was more than one serving.

3

See the Truth

Watch your daily total add up. No sugar-coating. No motivational quotes. Just cold, hard numbers that don't care about your feelings.

Features

Everything You Need. Nothing You Don't.

Speed

Stupid Fast

Log a meal in under 5 seconds. Because you have better things to do than fight with a shitty app.

Ads: 0

Zero Ads

No pop-ups. No banners for protein powder. No "go premium" interrupts. Just the tool.

Truth

Honest Numbers

We don't round down to make you feel better. Your 2,847-calorie Tuesday stays at 2,847.

No Account

No Signup Required

Start tracking immediately. No email, no onboarding quiz about your wellness goals.

Any Device

Works Everywhere

Phone, tablet, laptop, if it has a browser, it works. No app store nonsense.

Private

Your Data. Your Business.

We don't sell your eating habits to advertisers. Frankly, we don't want to know either.

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FAQ

Questions We Get Asked

Yes. Completely. No freemium tier, no premium plan, no credit card. We don't need your money, we just need you to stop lying about what you ate.
What Are You Waiting For?

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to Yourself.

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